Daily Laff - Top Ten Signs You Need To Go On A Diet

1. You can be spotted on Google Earth.
2. When arriving alone at a restaurant, the hostess inquires "Dinner for two?
3. When you weigh yourself, the scale reads "one person at a time, please"
4. You yawn and someone puts a letter in your mouth.
5. Your body has its own moon.
6. People attempt to climb you and place a flag on your head.
7. You are sunbathing at the beach and Greenpeace volunteers attempt to pull you back in the water.
8. When you back up, you beep.
9. People try to help you up when you're already up.
10. You're protected by the International Whaling Federation