Friday, August 26, 2011

Daily Laff - Google Announces New Surch Ingin For Bad Spelers

Furst New Produck From New Teem Aymed At Largge Awdience

Silicon Valley, August 26, 2011 Google Chairman, Eric Schmidt announced a new "surch ingin" targeted at bad spellers. In a press release, he explained that bad spellers represented a "hooge potenshal awdience" for Google.

"Most search engines are designed for people who can spell correctly", Schmidt said, "bad spellers have been discriminated against on the web. We aym to fix that".

Google said the new "surch ingin" was the result of a comprehensive study conducted over the past year. Bad spellers were invited to participated in a series of focus groups around the country with great success. These bad spellers were asked to enter their own keywords on Google's search engine. Search results for words such as "cumpooter", "sofwear", "loryer", selfone, moovees, collage decree procrams, etc. produced either no or confusing results.

"It was clear from our findings, that bad spellers were unable to find anything at all, " said Schmidt, "This represents a huge potential market for us."

Google recruited the best bad spellers in the market to help us with the design of the new site. "Now when a bad speller "surches" for "travull" or "restrawnts" or "awtomobeels", they will get the results they need", explained Schmidt.

The new service was applauded by the Nashonal Asosheeachion For The Atvansment of Bad Spelers. (NATAFS) who said in a statement, "Finlee, we can be a part of the wurld wide web like effreebody else."

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