Daily Laff - Jokes Of The Day

Joke #1
A farmer near a small village in Russia needed a new milking cow. In the village he went to see the cattle trader who showed him many fine milking cows in his corral. "I take that one over there", he said pointing to a fine looking animal. "Great choice", said the trader, "that cow is from Minsk." The farmer walked his new cow home and put him in the milking barn. The next morning, the farmer woke up early to milk his new prized possession. He situated his stool and attempted to milk. No milk. He moved the stool to the other side of the cow and tried again. Still no milk. He decided to return the cow to the trader. On his way back to the village, he met a rabbi. "Where you headed?, asked the rabbi. "To the village", replied the farmer, "I just bought this milking cow and it won't give milk." "Oh," said the rabbi, "that cow must be from Minsk." "How did you know that?" asked the farmer. The rabbi replied, "Because my wife's from Minsk"

Joke #2
Two very intoxicated bird hunters were hunting near a hang gliding school. A hand glider suddenly came over the trees toward them and one hunter quickly stood, aimed, and fired. "What the hell was that?", said the shooter. "I don't know," said the other, "but you made it drop that guy it was holding."

Joke #3
A guy comes into a bar wearing a bra. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, how long you been wearing a bra?" "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."

Joke #4
A man and his dog meet with a talent agent. "What's the dog's talent?, asked the talent agent. "My dog talks", replies the man. "Okay, let's see what he can do" says the agent. The man looks at this dog and asks, "Rover, what goes on top of a house?" "Roof", the dog answers. "Great, now Rover, what do they call the areas on each side of a fairway on golf courses?" Rover replies, "Rough". "Okay, now who was the greatest baseball player for the New York Yankees?" "Ruth", the dog replies. The agent has heard enough. "Please leave," he says, "this is ridiculous." The man and dog leave his office. Outside in the hallway, the dog says "Maybe I should have said Mickey Mantle."