Daily Laff - American Society Of Selective Amnesiacs Reports Robust Growth In Membership

Washington D.C. August 25, 2011 The American Society of Selective Amnesiacs (ASSA) today announced a robust growth in membership over the past year. The Society also reports a high profile group of public officials, professional athletes, and business executives in their rolls. "It's our greatest one year growth in membership since the Nixon Administration", says Maynard Carlisle, the ASSA's Executive Director.

The ASSA assists members who suffer from chronic and acute selective memory loss. "Our motto is 'I don't recall' ", said Mr. Carlisle. He could not remember how many actual members the ASSA has or when or where the ASSA's Annual Convention would be held.